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Strange Dogs

Not real dogs. I was searching Amazon's stuffed-animal section for "dogs" and found these. O_o

Teach your child to throw puppies! The Throw Me Friend is "suitable for 'tossing around' by young children. Ages 3 and up." Riiiight.

Teach your child that animals in distress are cute! There's Tire Dog, "the cute puppies stuck in tires," and, by the same company, Dog on Hanger.

Oh, and dead dogs are cute, too: Skelanimals "will love you till the day they die and beyond!" And they even come in Valentine's versions, so you can give someone a dead puppy to show how much you really love them!

But the best plush dog for a child has got to be the Dog Alien Chestbuster. Awesome!

(End note: the most surprising wasn't even a dog at all, so I'm not sure why it came up on the search. But who knew they made plush minotaurs?!)
  

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celtile
Feb. 6th, 2009 12:05 am (UTC)
I saw a thing for Kittens in jars, which sickened me as the kittens would have had to bealive when they were stuffed in . Fucking people. Animals.
cimeara
Feb. 6th, 2009 02:13 am (UTC)
Oh good freaking gods... that's so wrong! No, that's seriously evil.
cimeara
Feb. 6th, 2009 02:20 am (UTC)
Phew! Hoax, according to Snopes and others: http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/bonsai.asp

The original website was hosted by servers at MIT. Sometimes the hackers are stupid. The cop car on top of the Great Dome was much more clever.
celtile
Feb. 6th, 2009 08:43 am (UTC)

Twas, I liked the giant ballon that popped up on the 50 yard line during Hahvad / Yale. That took planning !
domesticjulie
Feb. 6th, 2009 12:13 am (UTC)
I should buy this for Xan.
cimeara
Feb. 6th, 2009 02:15 am (UTC)
Now -that- is cute! It's something you're supposed to mistreat! And, actually, it's very cool for soneone as young as Xan, because it's essentially a ball with handles? easier to grab and throw. :-)
domesticjulie
Feb. 6th, 2009 02:43 am (UTC)
I thought it was interesting.
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