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TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. On the home computer? Hokusai's Great Wave and (probably) Mt. Fuji as depicted in a rice paddy.  (I didn't pick it, but it's cool.) http://www.pjlighthouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/art-paddy-field-drawing-japan-pjlighthouse-01.jpg

Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
A. Two.  Small one in family room (26" ?)  and smaller one in 19-yr-old son's bedroom.

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Tonsils, wisdom teeth, and two children (not all at the same time).

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. My dying dog.

BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Yes. There are things I should do first.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. That would defeat the purpose. If I changed my name now, it would be to disappear, so I shouldn't tell anyone.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A.  Ugh. I'm terrible at judging anything personal.  Black, off-white, burnt red, or jade green.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
A. Depends on what you count as food. 

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Depends on the person.  Certain celebrities or correspondents on Fox News, no, so I guess it's only if I'd kiss them anyway (should they not object to the frivolity of it; I wouldn't mean it otherwise).

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No. That's somehow very evil.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. No. I am stubborn when I feel coerced.  No one should care if I blog or not.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Yes. That's not coercion, that's you (or person with funds) being insane.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Yes. I like hot sauce, though not as much as I used to.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No. If I would kill them for a million dollars, I should have the guts to kill them anyway.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. My cell phone.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Never saw it, and I don't want to see it.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Both, but entirely too much carpet. Baaaaad carpet. 

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: None. I have a pair of silver and blue waterproof slides that take the place.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
A: No one ever texts me.

Q: Last person who called you?
A: My daughter, looking for a ride home for herself and a friend.

Q: Person you hugged?
A.  My son.

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 7 (yes, I know, it's too easy, but after that? 5, 12, 8, 25... which aren't as obvious)

Q: Season?
A. Fall, definitely.

Q: Color?
A.  Gah. Green. Red. Blue. Black. Gold. Mix those up, without combining. Add amber, cinnabar, celadon...  can I say any?

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A:  Yes.

Q: Mood?
A: Tired but too wired to go to bed.

Q: Listening to?
A: The soft clicks of the keyboard.

Q: Watching?
A: The monitor as I type.

Q: Worrying about?
A: Finances, work, relationships, the advice I gave someone.

Q: Wearing?
A:  Black pants, grey camisole, blue-gray overshirt in a semi-asian style.

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A:  Other than home?  Work.  Inside home? Bathroom.  Outside home?  Porch, to set out the garbage.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A:  I can/must wait for anything.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes. But I don't always mean it.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A:  It varies. I often have the appearance of friendliness, but I find empathy easier than sympathy. 
  

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ebourland
May. 29th, 2008 05:01 am (UTC)
>>>
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. No. I am stubborn when I feel coerced. No one should care if I blog or not.

Bravo.
Napoleon Dynamite is actually pretty good, and this comes from a Hollywood-hatah.
cimeara
May. 29th, 2008 07:28 pm (UTC)
Thank you for compliment and reference. I will reconsider seeing it. :-)
ebourland
May. 29th, 2008 07:32 pm (UTC)
It's a sweet and funny movie. It is aware of itself and its audience.
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